I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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