on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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