Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Operation Purity has been aborted
then he tried to convert me to islam
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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