He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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