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Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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