is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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