I wish i was in the wii world.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
i dont even know how to be here
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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