at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
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