I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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