Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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