You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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