Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Randomize
