I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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