How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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