So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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