I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
foreskin is a definite game changer
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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