I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
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