i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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