He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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