I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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