So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
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