i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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