we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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