So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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