May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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