it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
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