So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Randomize
