I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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