But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
So much rum. So many feels.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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