we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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