I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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