on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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