at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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