Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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