That's intense
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
No more Irish car bombs ever.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
Randomize
