i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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