Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
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