Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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