so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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