Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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