Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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