what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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