Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
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