Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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