actually, I'm a sock model
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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