Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
Randomize
