Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
He felt like a one man threesome
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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