p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
They took my balls.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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