that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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