Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
operation have a gay friend backfired
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
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