whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Randomize
