i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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